There is a passive aggressive sign battle going on between political candidates across the street from my apartment
alpha troll set
Inspired by the millimeter-wave radar aboard the visionary Lexus LS.
why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
Leonardo Dicaprio, 1994
The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash
then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.
Life has many doors, Ed boy.
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
i’m glad i’m not the only target employee that does this.
That last gif….
Bill. Fucking. Nye.
Can’t go wrong with him. He is the shit.
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
Happy Birthday, Erwin. May your eyebrows continue to flourish.
Please don’t die
what the fuck
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
I would like nothing more than to spend hours making sandwiches with this very excitable Japanese man who is very very enthusiastic about making sandwiches.